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Me: Mom, can you buy soup?
Mom: I'll give you money, you can walk to the store
(getting mad) Why not? You walk whenever your father asks you to walk. [First mistake. Presumptuous. I could say "okay, fine" but she would get mad that I "argued with her about walking and not with dad". Second option: Reality:]
Dad never made me walk anywhere. [Which is the truth. Dad never asked me to walk anywhere]
You know what? Tell him to buy you soup.
Do you see how I had no options in this conversation? She's picking fights with me, Lord knows why.
She's still not talking to me because of this. Because according to her, I always defend dad and never defend her. Again, presumptuous, HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW WHETHER I DEFEND YOU OR NOT? I go through this BULLSHIT with her all the time. where she says "you never talk to dad like this" or "you do this to dad and not me." I don't remember the last time her me and dad were in the same room at the same time. I don't even fucking REMEMBER. explain to me how you're so sure of what I do and don't say to dad.
Oh and she's telling me that I have to choose between her and dad. But then she goes "I already know who you'll choose." That's Right. I choose Not You. Notice I didn't say "I choose dad" because I don't I will not choose one parent over the other regardless of how hard she wants to try to bully me into it. But I choose not her. Lets say for example I chose her over dad. She would find a way to get mad at me over every little thing, and we wouldn't be talking, anyway? What would be the point of choosing her? That would be idiotic on my part. Also, the other day she basically told me I had to do what she said no questions asked, and If I disagree with it, or want to even TALK about it, tough shit because she's my mother. You know I've been here for almost a month, and we've only been talking for about 3 days? Yeah, I choose you. Not.
For real, though. I will not choose. I will not. And if the fact that I will not makes her angry and she wants to kick me out, fine, so be it. Basically my options are "don't talk to dad or Hillary ever again and stay in the house," or "absolutely anything else" and leave. I really hate being here.
I was listening to The Parent Experiment the other day, a podcast about parenting, and they were talking about "parenting through divorce". Someone had said something along the lines of "you shouldn't get your kids involved with you divorce, you shouldn't talk bad about the other parent, you shouldn't put them in the middle, because there's nothing they can do about it." That made me want to cry. It makes me want to cry right now. Why couldn't these people have been my parents?
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