I quit Earth.
BRB going to Narnia forever.
I mean what is the point? You try to be the most awesome you that you can be, you know? Just living your life being excellent and hilarious and really good at trivia and computers and also dancing and flip cup and high-fiving but it’s not enough it’s never enough. No matter what, you will get shit on, your iPhone battery will die just before your 25-minute train ride home and you will be FRVR ALNE.