kiamatthews: I quit Earth. BRB going to Narnia forever. I mean what is the point? You try to be the most awesome you that you can be, you know? Just living your life being excellent and hilarious and really good at trivia and computers and also dancing and flip cup and high-fiving but it’s not enough it’s never enough. No matter what, you will get shit on, your iPhone battery will die just...
The fuck is going on in the south?
Literally none of these apply to me. But that may be because I live in Toronto. You Know You’re from the South If…. - Someone speaks correct english around you, you look at them like they’ve lost their mind - You know a true “redneck” when you see one - Everytime there’s a festival, there’s a confederate flag somewhere… - Fried Chicken is taken...
FIVE FIDDY FIVE MODDA FUCKAHS!
I’ve got some dirt on my shoulder. Could you brush it off for me?– Jay-z
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and...– (via ilikeberries)
justin bieber wins artist of the year over eminem?
celebritythoughts: First off anybody over the age of 12 who likes justin bieber. I mean dont they realise the rest of the world are just laughing at him & think hes a joke.. The fact that he can even be in the same category as eminem is like.. & the fact that he won.. makes people who like real music feel like.. i can only imagine eminem’s reaction to this bullshit.. ...
I have been blessed.
Future Baby Names: Girls
Fille Jane Madaline Melania Mary Jane
I don’t really like boys. I prefer cars and money.– Ugochi (paraphrasing Good Charlotte)