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Mission accomplished

Convinced my mom to get me a MacBook Pro

04.19.14 ♥ 2

itooamsydney:

No, my name is NOT too ‘ethnic’ for your tongue. Stop normalising white names.

04.18.14 ♥ 1137

fashinpirate:

madmaudlingoes:

bropakpro:

touch-my-cuboner:

zecretary:

zecretary:

the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings

It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.

lmao there it is 

You wanna talk proven facts? This shit’s been done, son: researcher Dale Spencer in Australia used audio and video tape to independently evaluate who talked the most in mixed-gender university classroom discussions. Regardless of the gender ratio of the students, whether the instructor was deliberately trying to encourage female participation or not, men always talked more—whether the metric was minutes of talking or number of words spoken. 

Moreover, men literally have no clue how much they talk. When Spencer asked students to evaluate their perception of who talked more in a given discussion, women were pretty accurate; but men perceived the discussion as being “equal” when women talked only 15% of the time, and the discussion as being dominated by women if they talked only 30% of the time.

Spencer’s conclusion, if I may parahprase: you only think we talk too much because you’d rather we were silent.

Don’t fuck with me, asshole, I’m a scientist.

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signedfury:

crissle:

prettysighs:

peachoflife:

kodamaface:

anostalgicnerd:

This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood.

OHMYGOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS 

Always reblog the Clock Stretch! The Big Comfy Couch was so much fun to watch, but I always waited for this. Could do almost all of it except the roll when I was little.

Loonette was my entire life. Still is.

yeah i’m old what the fuck is this

GIRL WHAT?! THIS WAS MY CARDIO AS A CHILD!

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I have a date with this guy who seemed smart at first but proves to be more and more of a fucking idiot with every conversation. I asked him to bring liquor. He just shows up empty handed. You fucking idiot. If you couldnt get some, TELL ME. Dont just show up like “I’m here! that’s enough right?!”

People are so inexplicable jesus fucking christ.

04.17.14 ♥ 0

festeringfemme:

you never hear a girl rejected by a guy say, “but i’m a nice person!”

not like all those cis white boiz whining, throwing out their deck of “nice guy” cards, wondering why the ladies aren’t amazed

when i was rejected in high school, this train of thought always rushed through my mind : “but aren’t i pretty and smart? aren’t i funny but sensible? aren’t i into video games and graphic novels? don’t my jeans fit right? aren’t i sensitive to others’ feelings? aren’t i sensual? aren’t i sexual? am i sexual enough? am i too sexual? isn’t my hair frizz-free? are my boobs big enough? is my stomach flat enough? am i interesting? …am i worthy?”

never once did younger me think “nice is enough”

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people

make me so angry i cant even begin to express.

04.17.14 ♥ 1
‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.

And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

04.17.14 ♥ 732459
lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

i CALLED 911 ONCE AND DIDNT GIVE THEM MY ADDRESS. THEY CAME STRAIGHT TO MY DOOR. BULLSHIT. IN A DIFFERENT CITY WHEN i WAS A KID, i CALLED AND HUNG UP. STRAIGHT TO THE DOOR AS WELL. BULLLLLSHITTTT.

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

i CALLED 911 ONCE AND DIDNT GIVE THEM MY ADDRESS. THEY CAME STRAIGHT TO MY DOOR. BULLSHIT. IN A DIFFERENT CITY WHEN i WAS A KID, i CALLED AND HUNG UP. STRAIGHT TO THE DOOR AS WELL. BULLLLLSHITTTT.

04.17.14 ♥ 3078
watchwhatyou-whisper:

I found out this morning that The Wrong Coast is on Netflix. It’s been a pretty great birthday. 

WUT????

watchwhatyou-whisper:

I found out this morning that The Wrong Coast is on Netflix. It’s been a pretty great birthday. 

WUT????

04.17.14 ♥ 4
this looks like The Wrong Coast.
Which was a fucking fabulous show

this looks like The Wrong Coast.

Which was a fucking fabulous show

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I’m a working artist, I can be as crazy as I fucking want.

04.17.14 ♥ 0

I got 550$ worth of commissioned work this morning. From 3 different people.

This is so weird.

but great.

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